So, I am more than halfway done with my psychiatry rotation. I find psychiatry a fascinating specialty. Maybe it can be a back up plan if I can’t match in obstetrics. (Argh, Maude forbid).
We have had our share of patients with schizophrenia in the facility throughout the month. Some are highly functional, most of the time, but since we are an acute inpatient care center, most of our patients are not very functional. One, when discussing his job prospects, said “You need to get me in touch with NASA. I want to play football for them. The pornographic kind.”
Oh, wow. I have images of this huge guy playing naked zero gravity space football seared on my brain now. Nice.