I went to a benefit at a local bar / restaurant / venue today. A good friend of mine was playing music at the benefit, so I made a rare appearance at a social event.
Anyway, I was thrilled that the one time I went to a bar, which happened to be the day after my Captain Morgan maneuver thread, there was a life sized Captain Morgan statue. Of course, I had to pose as if I was ready to catch.
You crack me up.
But dude, flip those hands around for the baby to fall into – you don’t want to drop ‘em – they are pretty slippery! (that’s always my inner refrain at a standing birth – “don’t drop the baby, don’t drop the baby, don’t drop the baby”)
Catching is the key part, not dropping, right?
I actually have a really good track record with babies, even the slippery ones, considering how clumsy I can be otherwise. I had five catches and a few dozen assists by the time I left midwifery school.
If the Cap’n gives birth, never mind the medical marijuana issue, you’ve got a man giving birth!
Dig this, a talking rabbit! ;p
It looks like you are about to perform fundal pressure on Cap’n Morgan. Don’t you do it!
Ha, no way, I won’t! I have unfortunately witnessed some pretty brutal fundal pressure. I am not a fan.
I don’t know why I didn’t comment on this post earlier but – the picture is really funny.
Thanks! I was catching baby pirates.
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