This is an old fashioned tinfoil hat post.
Scientists have discovered methane chimneys in the arctic. Apparently our man made climate change has actually blown the lid off trapped greenhouse gases. That may explain why the climate has been worsening even faster than predicted.
Maybe we should study this more and do nothing. Hmm, Republicans? Still upset about Gore’s Nobel Prize? Just slather on more sunscreen and ignore it some more.
I just submitted the story to http://www.projectcensored.org/
*sigh*